I Wish it was Acceptable to Blatantly Take Pictures of People Who Amuse Me

Now lets be honest, I will go to great lengths to get pictures of the ridiculous humans that are roaming the Disney property; however, I try my best not to be offensive. (I am not skilled in anything having to do with my camera, phone, camera-phone, or technology in general so all you are privy to right now are these few, measly pics of the ride down.) Enjoy!

Actually, before you enjoy, I would like to express that Jim Goff has walked in on two different people in two different public bathrooms, Lisa Goff has acted as an unwilling backrest for a young boy at a show with stadium seating who elbowed her and shot her the death stare when she told him to sit up. I can't think of anything embarassing about Drou Goff at the moment, though I guarantee it is just momentary sun-induced Alzheimers on my part. I continue to be lovely.

OVERHEARD IN GOFF WORLD:
Dad! Punch me in the stomach!
How about I kick you in the nuts?

DIETARY UPDATE FOR BLAKE:
Dear Blake,
Nothing interesting to note. I had pizza for lunch in a restaurant that looked like the arcade in Toy Story - quite classy and authentic. There has been a desperate lack of coffee in my life today, which is notable.
Apologies,
Chelsey

CURRENT MOST EMBARASSING SONG ON IPOD:
Man I Feel Like a Woman, Shania Twain

Now please enjoy!

Here is my beloved little brother. In case you cannot tell, that is also his middle finger making an appearance.

Thankfully the cute little monster crashed shortly thereafter. This is the only instance in 24 hours of driving that he was not taking up 65-75% of the backseat - but who's keeping track?

This is how many measly points it took to win the radio game once we got to the south, as no one knew what the H gospel and country was invading our earspace on every channel.

I did not, however, win thumb wars.

No one seems to remember when we lost a headlight. Apparently it resembled a Pug whose eye was hanging out of its socket.

I do not like the outsides of Oreos. I do like feeding whatever animals may be scavending in Target parking lots.

Road Trap

Hello Friends!

At the recommendation of my ET Clips partner in crime, Ms Lisa Bianco, I am documenting the fun...and the minutiae (just to torture you)...of my life post Beacon St. Lucky for you all the Goff family is, DRUM ROLL PLEASE, driving to Disney. Together. Yes, you read that correctly. Pray for me.

We left at 6am and have so far seen 3 accidents in 5 states, 1 dead deer (Lisa Goff freaks as if own child has been found in breakdown lane), and more nose-picking drivers than should be allowed in a 12-hour period.

Shockingly Jim Goff has chosen not to rely on the lovely GPS that I purchased for him last Christmas, but rather on his innate man-sense. Will update you on how this goes - it's not looking good.

HEARD IN GOFF WORLD:
"How far do you think I can throw this (wadded up tin foil)?"
"Not far. That's littering, fool."
"Who wants a bone (holding up random dog bone found under seat)? Who wants to bone? Why did I say that - I hate that word."
"We can do that in Canada, you know."
"EXCUSE ME??"
"Litter, I mean!"

DIETARY UPDATE FOR BLAKE:
Dear Blake,
Lisa Goff packed a lovely cooler of snacks for ride. Treats include mini cheese cubes and grapes, double stuffed oreos and iced teas. For lunch we enjoyed italian grinders also made by the talented Mrs Goff (mine did not have olives, as I abhor them.)

CURRENT MOST EMBARASSING SONG ON IPOD:

Shake Your Money Maker, Ludicris